Saturday, 28 April 2007

Public Notice #-11: RelaxNSmack 2000













William Otterson was one of the first people to volunteer to test out the CIA's latest weapon to counteract terrorism. He has been stuck in the system for 2 years due to technical glitch caused by a Deja Vu that the programmer experienced. Due to the fact that inflicting torture on captives can be a gruelling and sometimes traumatic process for the torturer, the RelaxNSmack 2000 has been created to ease the burden. This is the ideal for any country supporting and pioneering freedom, that wants to promote its ideals on non-conforming opposition. Utilising technologies such as Virtual Reality, Taser and sensory (and sometimes sensual) deprivation, it is an ideal tool for any dictator's mercenaries. All pioneers of Freedom would be proud to use this tool, once the technical difficulties are resolved. As for William, he will be returned to his parents farm once the programmers resolve the issues faced.

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