Labia-McSingh seek albatross
Non-smoking albatross sought for fun, loving and partially meaningful relationship with dysfunctional family. Must like children and small humans. The family, certified safe for bird-rearing and consumption (once by Worchester City Council and several times by themselves) enjoy relationship breakdowns, pneumatic drills and Belarussian scrabble. The albatross will be required to do some warm cleaning and must be able to guarantee discretion during lent and on every third Wednesday in September 2007.
Contact any of the guys in the photo for more details (except the guy with the beard, who may or may currently be alive).
Will you fill the Labia-McSinghs home with the warm cackle of your beak?
(Note: are you an albatross? Did you find the above announcement helpful? Are you easily offended by repeated attempts on your life? Do you currently live in Barnsley? Email us at pantgasm@gmail.com to receive more questions pertaining to this and other matters. Include photo of a nude elk for the opportunity to enter last year's “fingers” competition).
2 comments:
I know a lonely albatross who seems interested in living in Worcester.. but he has a few concerns. The first concern is the lack of cephalopods and crustaceans within Worcester. The second is that he is not sure if the living space will be sufficient for him to practice his yoga every morning, given his 10 foot wing span. Another area of concern is the lack of cultural diversity within Worcester, in his experience Worcester is dominated by Seagulls which can cause issues with cultural acceptance for Albatrosses. These questions give rise to the question of whether or not Worcester is really suited to a lonely albatross?
Quite. Someone should really have checked first. Never mind. There's plenty of dead Albatross in the sea.
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