Found: one wooden Pygmy tepee.
Would the owners of this construction please come forward, as it has been erected on a private allotment? Bernard Stiffeldfoot is getting most irate as it has been placed upon his brussels sprout seedlings, which he has desperately needed for his fibre intake over the last three months. Bernard is chiefly worried that there is going to be a real impact on his stools due the lack of sprouts. It is also feared that he may stage protests against the Pygmy peoples in the near future, which could tarnish the reputation of many innocent law abiding Pygmy's worldwide (and possibiy undo centuries of diplomatic wrangling, appeasement and stuff like that).
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