This astounding low-resolution image of an ageing abacus is being offered for a most agreeable price. Has a multitude of purposes:
•put it on your desktop.
You may impress friends with your intellectual choice of screensaver, whilst allowing yourself the eternal opportunity of staring vacantly at a low-resolution image of an ageing abacus
•print it out, laminate it and use it as a placemat.
You can just wipe off any nutritional debris
The low-resolution jpeg image contains some of the finest bytes available in its size.
No mess – No fuss – Just an Abacus!
Become the envy of your contemporaries by casually adding the low-resolution image as a signature to your email.
Burn it to CD – Save it on your harddrive – Delete it! (note: deleting the image will remove it from your computer).
Comes with low-resolution jpeg of an ageing abacus. Buy now and get a second, low-resolution image of an ageing abacus for half price. That's right! Halfprice!
That is almost two jpegs for the price of one!
Available from $0.31, this offer will go fast so be quick. Please email your order to pantgasm@gmail.com, then wait for a while.
May contain nuts. Other abacus-based products also available upon request, including the ever-popular conceptual abacus now selling at $100,034 including postage and packaging.
Abacus 'R' Us Ltd.
(not a real company. Not registered as a real company in any real countries. Not even a real name, apart from Abacus, but then that is more of a word, really. Image taken from the internet and resold at profit.)
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