Gasmpire Auctioneers and Wholesale Pilchard Distributors invite you to the private auction of Mother's Day in the UK and Ireland. In the United Kingdom and Ireland, Mothering Sunday, also called "Mother's Day", falls on the fourth Sunday of Lent (exactly three weeks before Easter Sunday).
This exclusive day in the calendar is now up for auction due to a stipulation in the contract held by the original owners that reverts the date to public (or private) auction in the case of extreme mink.
Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to bid for and successfully purchase your own date in the calendars of the United Kingdom and Ireland.
Use it as a gift for a loved one, or perhaps to commemorate a particular event of significance to yourself, such as the death of a relative's pet or a court summons for buggery.
Bidding will start at £32.80. Delivery of Mother's Day will take up to 48 hours.
It is your duty.
(Contact us for more info. Have credit card and bank details ready. If we don't return your call within 30 days, it means your details haven't checked out and that almost certainly you have a bad credit record, in which case you practically owe US money. We hope you're satisfied with your new purchase, but if you don't like it, you can return it within one week. Any longer than that and you will be responsible for disposing of the item once no longer of use. Be safe.)
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