If found, please return to that peevish looking ginger Tom under a bush over there. I don't want it any more. It said hurtful things about my crabs.
Reward: Smack in the chops with a paddle.
Looks a bit like this, although a bit more 3-D and a bit less beige.
Note: May be travelling in disguise.
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I've seen that before somewhere. Presumably whilst looking for pagan ritual sites on a map of Holland, or the Netherlands, as it is also known. Or Holland. That part of the story is rather irrelevant.
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