Monday, 7 January 2008

Wanted: twig(s)


Twig needed to complete menagerie of sticks and small branches. Will pay anything as long as it's not more than £11.99 (or £11.98 exclusive VAT). Will collect in the Sunderland area. Sticks also bought for cash. Wants to meet other twig collectors for conversation and gentle eroticism. Has steady job and lives near a small group of poplars.

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