Digitally mastered anagram of the word Hits!*
Limited edition – Limited Supply!
The anagram of Hits! comes in three standard fonts
Verdana Bold, Comic Sans MS - and now Wingdings 1 and 3!
Presented in a beatufilly crafted plastic case
Carefully designed by Anne Widdecombe!**
The CD-rom will fit in to most personal stereos
Using only the best quality your anagram is safe FOREVER***
You will grow to appreciate this constant and true source of knowledge
Improve your crossword skills, by as much as 23%!****
Send only $32.26 to get more info on this and other anagram solutions
Don't delay – Act today!*****
Send bank details and pin numbers to JFF@Gasmpire.com NOW!
Thank you,
God bless
J. F. Flamen Trading and Services Ltd.
*product currently not in production
**pending approval
***not guaranteed. Do not use in personal computers, near humans or in distress/anger. Can cause extreme mutilation and a sudden development of bird features, such as a growing of a peculiar beak and the laying of eggs. Product currently banned in 46 countries.
****strictly not true. Figure based on average taken from sample population of 2.5. May lead to loss of life.
*****actual anagram not guaranteed. Product may contain faults leading to extreme bad vibes. Company currently not trading.
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